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New parents, yikes! Hopefully they don't fuck it up and hopefully they find this jab at being a new parent as hilarious as we do!

Card reads: "It's now your responsibility to raise a human, don't fuck it up"

Made in the United States
- Our cards are letterpress printed by hand, one-by-one in Chicago, IL EVERY week, on antique letterpress machines from the 1960’s!
- Expertly pantone color-matched rubber ink letterpress printed on soft ivory recycled cotton rag paper.
- 4.25” x 5.5” size with coordinating envelope

No Pressure Letterpress New Baby Card

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New parents, yikes! Hopefully they don't fuck it up and hopefully they find this jab at being a new parent as hilarious as we do!

Card reads: "It's now your responsibility to raise a human, don't fuck it up"

Made in the United States
- Our cards are letterpress printed by hand, one-by-one in Chicago, IL EVERY week, on antique letterpress machines from the 1960’s!
- Expertly pantone color-matched rubber ink letterpress printed on soft ivory recycled cotton rag paper.
- 4.25” x 5.5” size with coordinating envelope