Worried that your holiday cards won't be PC enough for your religiously-diverse crowd this year? This risograph card is guaranteed to step on 0% toes, while filling your head with a familiar jingle that is sure to warm even the hearts of atheists.

Card Reads: "We wish you a merry religiously-affiliated faith-based holiday . . . and a happy new year!"

This size A2 card with envelope and a blank interior.